Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking trees down with your face.

- Dave Barry


"Powder skiing is not fun. It's life, fully lived, life lived in a blaze of reality."

- Dolores LaChapelle

"Skiing is a dance, and the mountain always leads."

- Author unknown

You should learn to ski this year because next year, you'll be one year older when you do

- Warren Miller

'We do these things not to escape life, but so life does not escape us'

Author unknown

"Life's a mountain, not a beach" (Whistler)

-Author unknown

"Just because I slept with you, doesn't mean I have to ski with you"

"I've used up all my sick days, so I called in dead"

But seriously,

A bad of skiing beats a good day at the office.

"If you're getting rad and there's no one there to see it, are you really getting rad?"


Cross-country skiing is great
if you live in a small country.

- Steven Wright 

"One can never be bored by powder skiing because it is a special gift of the relationship between earth and sky. It only comes in sufficient amounts in particular places, at certain times on this earth; it lasts only a limited amount of time before sun and the wind changes it. People devote their whole lives to it for the pleasure of being so purely played by gravity and snow."

- Dolores LaChapelle

There are two types of snow. Good and Good for you. - Bob Barnes

If you want to get a good taste of powder, first you have to eat some

- Bob Barnes

About skiing in a milk bottle(zero visibility)....
If you can't see it, you'll feel it.

- Squatty

About poaching someones line....
Sometimes you gotta let your bad self ski

- Nolo

Skiing: the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk.

- Author Unknown

"Do these skis make my ass look fast?"

If it's too steep, you are too old. 

"There is no such thing as too much snow."

- Doug Coombs


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