Skiing Quotes : Funny, Witty, Amazing, Unknown quotes about Skiing
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking trees down with your face.
– Dave Barry
Powder skiing is not fun. It’s life, fully lived, life lived in a blaze of reality.
– Dolores LaChapelle
You should learn to ski this year because next year, you’ll be one year older when you do
‘We do these things not to escape life, but so life does not escape us’
“Life’s a mountain, not a beach” (Whistler)
“Just because I slept with you, doesn’t mean I have to ski with you”
“I’ve used up all my sick days, so I called in dead”
A bad of skiing beats a good day at the office.
“If you’re getting rad and there’s no one there to see it, are you really getting rad?”
Cross-country skiing is great
if you live in a small country.
– Steven Wright
“One can never be bored by powder skiing because it is a special gift of the relationship between earth and sky. It only comes in sufficient amounts in particular places, at certain times on this earth; it lasts only a limited amount of time before sun and the wind changes it. People devote their whole lives to it for the pleasure of being so purely played by gravity and snow.”
There are two types of snow. Good and Good for you. – Bob Barnes
If you want to get a good taste of powder, first you have to eat some
– Bob Barnes
Don’t attack the mountain, make love to the mountain, caress it (Carolyn the ski instructor)
I am a ski bum with a work problem.
About skiing in a milk bottle(zero visibility)….
If you can’t see it, you’ll feel it. – Squatty
About poaching someones line….
Sometimes you gotta let your bad self ski – Nolo
Skiing: the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk. ~Author Unknown
On the t-shirt I bought at Mad River Glen last Friday (first day ever there – omg…what a place, loved it!)
“Do these skis make my ass look fast?”
If it’s too steep, you are too old.
“There is no such thing as too much snow.”
– Doug Coombs