Best Funny Ski Quotes:
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking trees down with your face.
– Dave Barry
You should learn to ski this year because next year, you’ll be one year older when you do
– Warren Miller
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“Life’s a mountain, not a beach” (Whistler)
– Author unknown
Best Witty Quotes:
“Do these skis make my ass look fast?”
If it’s too steep, you are too old.
“There is no such thing as too much snow.”
– Doug Coombs
‘We do these things not to escape life, but so life does not escape us’
– Author unknown
“Just because I slept with you, doesn’t mean I have to ski with you”
“I’ve used up all my sick days, so I called in dead”
But seriously,
A bad of skiing beats a good day at the office.“If you’re getting rad and there’s no one there to see it, are you really getting rad?”
– GNAR
There are two types of snow. Good and Good for you.
– Bob Barnes
If you want to get a good taste of powder, first you have to eat some
– Bob Barnes
About poaching someones line….
Sometimes you gotta let your bad self ski
– Nolo
Best Skiing Quotes:
Cross-country skiing is great
if you live in a small country.
– Steven Wright
“One can never be bored by powder skiing because it is a special gift of the relationship between earth and sky. It only comes in sufficient amounts in particular places, at certain times on this earth; it lasts only a limited amount of time before sun and the wind changes it. People devote their whole lives to it for the pleasure of being so purely played by gravity and snow.”
– Dolores LaChapelle
“Powder skiing is not fun. It’s life, fully lived, life lived in a blaze of reality.”
– Dolores LaChapelle
“Skiing is a dance, and the mountain always leads.”
– Author unknown
About skiing in a milk bottle(zero visibility)….
If you can’t see it, you’ll feel it.
– Squatty
Skiing: the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk.
– Author Unknown
Best Ski Quotes of All Time:
People weren’t meant to fly, that’s why we make kickers.
– Warren Miller
When you are too confident, that’s when you hurt yourself.
– Candide Thovax
There is no such thing as too much snow.
– Doug Coombs
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