Interesting & Funny Rugby Quotes:
βRugby is a good occasion for keeping thirty bullies far from the center of the city.β
βAfter an All-Blacks surprise loss to the French in the 1999 Rugby World Cup: βThe French are predictably unpredictable.β
βI may not have been very tall or very athletic, but the one thing I did have was the most effective backside in world rugby.β
βI prefer rugby to soccer. I enjoy the violence in rugby, except when they start biting each otherβs ears off.β
βEvery time I went to tackle him, Horrocks went one way, Taylor went the other, and all I got was the bloody hyphen.β
βRugby football is a game I canβt claim absolutely to understand in all its niceties if you know what I mean. I can follow the broad, general principles, of course. I mean to say, I know that the main scheme is to work the ball down the field somehow and deposit it over the line at the other end and that, in order to squelch this program, each side is allowed to put in a certain amount of assault and battery and do things to its fellow man which, if done elsewhere, would result in 14 days without the option, coupled with some strong remarks from the Bench.β
βI donβt know about us not having a Plan B when things went wrong, we looked like we didnβt have a Plan A.β
On Englandβs new look against Australia: βThis looks a good team on paper, letβs see how it looks on the grass.β
βThe relationship between the Welsh and the English is based on trust and understanding. They donβt trust us and we donβt understand them.β
βRemember that rugby is a team game; all 14 of you make sure you pass the ball to Jonah.β
βAnyone who doesnβt watch rugby league is not a real person. Heβs a cowβs hoof, an ethnic or comes from Melbourne.β