Skiing Quotes : Funny, Witty, Amazing, Unknown quotes about Skiing

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Best Funny Ski Quotes:

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking trees down with your face.

Dave Barry

You should learn to ski this year because next year, you’ll be one year older when you do

Warren Miller

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“Life’s a mountain, not a beach” (Whistler)

– Author unknown

Best Witty Quotes:

“Do these skis make my ass look fast?”

If it’s too steep, you are too old. 

“There is no such thing as too much snow.”

Doug Coombs

‘We do these things not to escape life, but so life does not escape us’

– Author unknown

“Just because I slept with you, doesn’t mean I have to ski with you”

“I’ve used up all my sick days, so I called in dead”

But seriously,

A bad of skiing beats a good day at the office.

“If you’re getting rad and there’s no one there to see it, are you really getting rad?”

GNAR

There are two types of snow. Good and Good for you.

Bob Barnes

If you want to get a good taste of powder, first you have to eat some

Bob Barnes

About poaching someones line….
Sometimes you gotta let your bad self ski

Nolo

Best Skiing Quotes:

Cross-country skiing is great
if you live in a small country.

Steven Wright 

“One can never be bored by powder skiing because it is a special gift of the relationship between earth and sky. It only comes in sufficient amounts in particular places, at certain times on this earth; it lasts only a limited amount of time before sun and the wind changes it. People devote their whole lives to it for the pleasure of being so purely played by gravity and snow.”

Dolores LaChapelle

“Powder skiing is not fun. It’s life, fully lived, life lived in a blaze of reality.”

Dolores LaChapelle

“Skiing is a dance, and the mountain always leads.”

– Author unknown

About skiing in a milk bottle(zero visibility)….
If you can’t see it, you’ll feel it.

Squatty

Skiing: the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk.

Author Unknown

Best Ski Quotes of All Time:

People weren’t meant to fly, that’s why we make kickers.

– Warren Miller

When you are too confident, that’s when you hurt yourself.

– Candide Thovax

There is no such thing as too much snow.

– Doug Coombs

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